situpsandfruitcups:

Today I was stuffing my face with beans and between my moans of satisfaction, I guess someone commented on my nomming
And I said, pardon me…I’m 6inches in this right now.
And the look of shock that smeared across her face…..
Than I realized I was drawing attention to my imaginary cock again

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

(via recoverykitty)

metaphorically:

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

(via mylife-mylove-mybody)

Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

(Source: crystalground, via recoverykitty)

sometimes you just listen to the new justin timberlake album only when you work out then you listen to it with your boyfriend because you’re bored then you listen to it on the way to and from work sometimes life happens that’s just life

loubertines:

if you have anxiety and you do a thing like get out of bed or call your mom back or go to the grocery store or go take that exam or give a presentation i’m really proud of you and if you don’t do that stuff i’m still super proud of you for existing!!!!

(Source: dangimpala, via healthyiswhatiwanttobe)